Florida man killed in an attempt to rape a Cobra

Florida: According to Jeffrey Gates, spokesperson of Florida police department, 25 years old Jimmy was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the smaller reptiles.

The snake bit his penis during an attempt of getting a blowjob.

"I just wanted a blowjob but that Cobra bit my Cobra instead" Jimmy told TheShitNews shortly before dying of venom's effects.


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