Florida police manhunts for a naked fat guy with small penis

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FLORIDA: Florida State department has issued a warning to local citizens to beware of a allegedly "fat guy with a small penis"

Read-- Florida man called cops to find missing cocaine

While talking to Theshitnews, police chief stated that they guy is allegedly a drug addict and called the cops to find his missing cocaine, and ran away when police tried to arrest him.

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